The Expendables 2 2012

This is a movie with almost ridiculously bad dialouge, terrible acting, average CGI-effects and a plot that does not give you a hole lot to deal with. But you do not watch The Expendables for that, you watch it for the enjoyment from your favourite (old) action-heroes. With an impressive cast of Stallone, Statham, Li (a small part), Lundgren, Crews, Couture, Willis, Hemsworth (not the guy who played Thor, but his brother), Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Nan Yu (what da F*) and the one and only Chuck Norris. I was pleased to see Norris, Van Damme and much more Schwarzenegger in this movie. If you like action, blood and shooting, this is the movie for you. Maybe next time we will Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes and even Nicholas Cage (who deserves better than his last awful  movie Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance!)

Score: 7/10